gordon recently went to see social distortion live in concert. he went with his friend chris. chris is single. i made the comment (jokingly) before he left to not let any hot punk girls rub up on him...and to send them chris's way if this happens.
well he tried this. chris didn't want the girl he was trying to send his way.
it all went down like this:
chris and gordon were talking during a break between bands. gordon felt someone pinch his nipple. he assumed when he looked to see who the person was that he would see an old friend (...my friends do not pinch each other's nipples but whatever). instead he saw a girl. a drunk girl. who proceeded to harass him. she tried to link arms with him. she told him she had a claw (as she stuck her hand out in a claw and caressed his arm). she wanted him to have her kiss, to which he politely said "no thank you"...and she impolitely said "$@#% you" and walked away.
oh my poor husband. always fending off the ladies.
he had a similar situation happen to him when he was in moab last summer. he went to leave a bbq and there was a drunk girl was sitting in his cruiser. she loved his cruiser and wanted to love him too. he politely showed her the way back to the bbq and he left. at least he's polite, right.
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